From the Sports Desk an editorial It’s been a while since the last sports piece, but I’ve been very busy. As my close friends and family al...

We Can Be Heroes an editorial History shows again and again How nature points up the folly of men - BOC Godzilla [not to be confused with t...

We Can Be Heroes an editorial Number two in a series of editorials discussing real-life and fictional characters that I find important. You ...

We Can Be Heroes An editorial This is the first in a series of editorials discussing real-life and fictional characters that I find importan...

DRUNKEN SECURITY GUARD FOILS HEIST 21 November, 2005 (Boise, Idaho): Two would-be thieves are in police custody today after their attempted...

From the Sports Desk an editorial As the fourth quarter came to a close in Monday night's Dallas-Philadelphia matchup I thought to mysel...

ELVIS IMPERSONATOR KILLED BY METEORITE 14 November, 2005 (Laughlin, Nevada) The smoldering remains of what once was a living tribute to Elv...

LENIN'S CORPSE STOLEN! 10 November, 2005 (Moscow, Russia): Moscow residents are stunned today after a daring, daylight attack on the Le...

PRIEST PERFORMS EXORCISM ON CAT 9 November, 2005 (Comstock, TX): Police and ASPCA officials are investigating allegations of animal abuse a...

From the Sports Desk an editorial The Cowboys were off last week and so was I, but I'm back with my outrageous picks. The Boys will fac...

More Monkey Mayhem a follow up As first reported by this source several weeks ago, gorillas have grown increasingly intelligent and pose the...

From the Sports Desk an editorial The fix is in!  Looks like not much has changed since 1919; a global flu epidemic is threatening mankind a...

MASKED VIGILANTE SHOT DEAD 25 October, 2005 (Scottsdale, Arizona): An Arizona man is dead today after what appears to have been a botched r...

From the Sports Desk an editorial Well, well, well; looks like I'm not so crazy and stupid after all. As the four people who read this ...

DOMESTIC ROBOT KILLS CAT 18 OCTOBER, 2005 (Elwood, Indiana): Doris Rosenthal and her nine-year-old daughter Rachel Rosenthal were horrified...

From the Sports Desk an editorial After this past week in football, all the talk was about a certain Jets quarterback that was thought to be...

JAPANESE CORPORATION UNVEILS BREAKTHROUGH ENERGY PLAN 10 October, 2005 (Tokyo): With gas prices skyrocketing worldwide and oil reserves dwi...

From the Sports Desk an editorial What do you get when you're quarter back is a Heisman trophy winner, former number one draft pick, num...

SHOCKING DISCOVERY IN THE HEART OF AFRICA 26 September, 2005 (Burundi): Zoologists and anthropologists alike are stunned by a recent discove...

ASTROLOGY V. ASTRONOMY Russian astrologer Marina Bai is suing NASA for damages claiming that they ruined her career and reputation[ se...