ON HIATUS When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson

From the Sports Desk an editorial When I started this blog back in September I had two goals in mind: provide people with hard-hitting fake...

FRANKLIN MOUNTAIN GORILLA-MAN STRIKES AGAIN Authorities baffled as search widens 28 April, 2006 (El Paso, TX): El Paso County Sheriff offic...

CHARLES MANSON TO BE PAROLED IN 2007, NEW ALBUM ANNOUNCED Reunion tour with Beach Boys in the works 17 April, 2006 (Marin County, California...

ZOMBIE ELECTED MAYOR IN HAITI 9 April, 2006 (Les Cayes, Haiti): A man who gained notoriety as the "Zombie Man of Les Cayes" can no...

PRESIDENT BUSH TO EMBARK ON ANTARCTIC EXPEDITION Penguins to send envoy to Washington 22 March, 2006 (Washington, D.C.): Faced with slumpin...

The WBC: The True World Series [Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Globalization] As I - an Anglo-Irish-Japanese-American living in...

Things I've Predicted -VP shooting spree: What I said: So until Cheney, or some future VP, flips out and decides to start taki...

From the Sports Desk an editorial Like a blazing comet that passes our way only once every four years, the heart-stopping excitement of inte...

COCKFIGHT RAMPAGE KILLS TWELVE ¡Guárdese de los gallos peligrosos! 1 February, 2006 (Donaldsonville, Louisiana): Spectators were shocked wh...

MONSTER ISLAND BANNED FROM WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC Worshipping Natives Outraged 21 January, 2006 (Tokyo, Japan): Despite initial opposition,...

JONES TO MOVE COWBOYS TO PECOS 20 January, 2006 (Arlington, Texas): After hitting a roadblock in negotiations with the city of Arlington ov...

From the Sports Desk an editorial It’s been a while since the last sports piece, but I’ve been very busy. As my close friends and family al...

We Can Be Heroes an editorial History shows again and again How nature points up the folly of men - BOC Godzilla [not to be confused with t...

We Can Be Heroes an editorial Number two in a series of editorials discussing real-life and fictional characters that I find important. You ...

We Can Be Heroes An editorial This is the first in a series of editorials discussing real-life and fictional characters that I find importan...

DRUNKEN SECURITY GUARD FOILS HEIST 21 November, 2005 (Boise, Idaho): Two would-be thieves are in police custody today after their attempted...

From the Sports Desk an editorial As the fourth quarter came to a close in Monday night's Dallas-Philadelphia matchup I thought to mysel...

ELVIS IMPERSONATOR KILLED BY METEORITE 14 November, 2005 (Laughlin, Nevada) The smoldering remains of what once was a living tribute to Elv...