All the presidents' action stars First Chuck Norris endorses Huckabee, now Sylvester Stallone has endorsed McCain . But where does Stev...

From the National Affairs Desk a few thoughts on bookies and polls The big story so far in this year's election season has been how sham...

From the National Affairs Desk an editorial If you've turned on the TV, listened to the radio, gone online, or just like to read bumper ...

From the Sports Desk an editorial It's been a rough couple of days here at the OrGiveMeDeath compound. What happened? We were so close...

Helpless Victim Strike Goes Unnoticed 3 January, 2008 (Hollywood, CA): As the Writers Guild of America's strike, now entering its third...

“New Year's Day - Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them a...

The Right to Sever Arms Last week, the British government outlawed the sale of samurai swords in a move that demonstrated the very same bra...

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.” - Dea...

Friend: "It was bound to happen" 2 December, 2007 (Muncie, IN): One teen is a dead and a man is injured after a head-on co...

From the Sports Desk an editorial Seventeen months and 26 Brett Favre interceptions have passed since my last post. While I was out the Dem...

Lycanthropy remains disputed 8 November, 2007 (Boulder, CO): A new study by the University of Colorado's Center for Astrophysics and Sp...

CELEBRATING ONE YEAR ON HIATUS. Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. - Mark Twain

ON HIATUS When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson

From the Sports Desk an editorial When I started this blog back in September I had two goals in mind: provide people with hard-hitting fake...

FRANKLIN MOUNTAIN GORILLA-MAN STRIKES AGAIN Authorities baffled as search widens 28 April, 2006 (El Paso, TX): El Paso County Sheriff offic...

CHARLES MANSON TO BE PAROLED IN 2007, NEW ALBUM ANNOUNCED Reunion tour with Beach Boys in the works 17 April, 2006 (Marin County, California...

ZOMBIE ELECTED MAYOR IN HAITI 9 April, 2006 (Les Cayes, Haiti): A man who gained notoriety as the "Zombie Man of Les Cayes" can no...

PRESIDENT BUSH TO EMBARK ON ANTARCTIC EXPEDITION Penguins to send envoy to Washington 22 March, 2006 (Washington, D.C.): Faced with slumpin...

The WBC: The True World Series [Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Globalization] As I - an Anglo-Irish-Japanese-American living in...