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ASTROLOGY V. ASTRONOMY


Russian astrologer Marina Bai is suing NASA for damages claiming that they ruined her career and reputation[see story]. Marina claims that the Deep Impact satellite that was sent by the space agency to collide with the Tempel-1 comet last July disrupted the astrological plane interfering with her predictions. She said at the time of the experiment: "It is obvious that elements of the comet's orbit, and correspondingly the ephemeris, a table which lists the positions of celestial bodies, will change after the explosion, which interferes with my astrology work and distorts my horoscope."
In a related story, I will be filing suit against the National Football League, the New York Jets, and several race horses for years of blowing my predictions and costing me money in the process.